Not Now, Darling
by Ray Cooney and John Chapman
Dramatist Play Service
Production Dates: November 26/27, December 3/4, 1999
Evelyn Dickson Elementary School
The
scene is the exclusive London fur salon of Bodley and Crouch, where Crouch
(the well-meaning innocent) struggles to keep things on an even keel despite
the energetic philadering of his partner. At the moment, with his wife
away on holiday in France, Bodley is trying to secure the affections of
his latest would-be mistress by "selling" her husband an expensive
mink fur coat for a fraction of its real worth, and the stammering Crouch
is saddled with the task of consummating the sale with a straight face.
But, as luck would have it, the husband seizes the bargain coat as the
perfect gift for his own mistress -- whereupon the complications burgeon
uproariously, with poor Crouch caught in the middle. Suspicious wives,
mistaken identities, close calls, scantily clad women clapped hurriedly
into closets and a continuous barrage of rapid fire jokes all become part
of the hilarious doings, as the action of the play bubbles along merrily
right up to the final curtain when, miraculously and to the great relief
of all concerned, everything somehow manages to work out exactly as it
should.

Cast
| Arnold Crouch: | Wes Copp | ![]() |
| Gilbert Bodley: | Doug Goodwin | |
| Janie McMichael: | Lisa Striegler Iannone | |
| Maude Bodley/Mrs. Frencham: | Rusty Gridley | |
| Ambrosine Tipdale: | Margaret Smith | |
| Harry McMichael: | Adam Laitinen | |
| Sue Lawson: | Amanda Fraser-Doyle | |
| Mr. Frencham: | Kim Hawkes | |
| Mr. Lawson: | James Work | |
| Miss Whittington: | Janet Wiebe | |
| Producer: | Carol Silberberger | |
| Director: | Randy Wallace |

