Not Now, Darling

by Ray Cooney and John Chapman
Dramatist Play Service

Production Dates: November 26/27, December 3/4, 1999
Evelyn Dickson Elementary School


The scene is the exclusive London fur salon of Bodley and Crouch, where Crouch (the well-meaning innocent) struggles to keep things on an even keel despite the energetic philadering of his partner. At the moment, with his wife away on holiday in France, Bodley is trying to secure the affections of his latest would-be mistress by "selling" her husband an expensive mink fur coat for a fraction of its real worth, and the stammering Crouch is saddled with the task of consummating the sale with a straight face. But, as luck would have it, the husband seizes the bargain coat as the perfect gift for his own mistress -- whereupon the complications burgeon uproariously, with poor Crouch caught in the middle. Suspicious wives, mistaken identities, close calls, scantily clad women clapped hurriedly into closets and a continuous barrage of rapid fire jokes all become part of the hilarious doings, as the action of the play bubbles along merrily right up to the final curtain when, miraculously and to the great relief of all concerned, everything somehow manages to work out exactly as it should.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cast  

Arnold Crouch: Wes Copp
Gilbert Bodley: Doug Goodwin
Janie McMichael: Lisa Striegler Iannone
Maude Bodley/Mrs. Frencham: Rusty Gridley
Ambrosine Tipdale: Margaret Smith
Harry McMichael: Adam Laitinen
Sue Lawson: Amanda Fraser-Doyle
Mr. Frencham: Kim Hawkes
Mr. Lawson: James Work
Miss Whittington: Janet Wiebe
Producer: Carol Silberberger
Director: Randy Wallace